The best food in the world

Hi guys, im matthew (inserts applause)

I like cookies,big fat round cookies, when i eat a cookie it feels like heaven is in my mouth. I love cookies. Cookies are gods gift to humanity, i can imagine god saying " okay the humans have suffered enough, its time to give them something awesome (cookies).
Yeah im weird ._.

Cookies taste awesome, fuck you if you say otherwise. ^^

Say hi to my soft toy. Hes cute isnt he